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- A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like
he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin.
- A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror
to an ugly one. - Lycurgus.
- A hair on the head is worth two in the brush. - William Hazlitt
and/or Oliver Herford.
- Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.
- Anita Loos.
- By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only
object of respect that can never excite envy. - George Bancroft.
- Long on hair, short on brains. - French Proverb.
- It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they
wear their neckties, for show. - DH Lawrence.
- I don't care if they call me "baldie" or "chrome
dome." God took an eraser and brushed my head
clean. I'd rather be bald on top than bald inside.
- Joe Garagiola.
- In the German language, a tough customer is somebody “with
hair on the teeth”.
- For days after death hair and fingernails
continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson.
- A
hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford.
- Experience
is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. - Anon.
- When
it comes to spotting a blonde hair on a man's coat, every
wife has 20-20 vision. - Anon.
- Babies haven't any hair; Old men's
heads are just as bare. - Samuel Hoffenstein.
- Gorgeous hair
is the best revenge. - Ivana Trump.
- Your might shed hair in
large amounts but it’s what
is left on the scalp that counts. - Kevin McElwee.
- The tenderest
spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top
of his head. - Helen Rowland.
- I know body hair bothers some women,
but a lot of men like a fluffy partner. - Dame Edna Everage.
- Hair
brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving
ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious
prejudices. - Shana Alexander.
- To Crystal, hair was the most
important thing on earth. She would never get married because
you couldn't wear curlers
in bed. - Edna O'Brien.
- Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill
Cosby.
- There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man
who pretends to have hair. - Martial.
- I don't consider
myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair. - Lucius Annaeus
Seneca.
- In the German language, people who always find something
to quibble about are those who “always find a hair in
their soup” (ein Haar in der Suppe).
- Those curious locks
so aptly twin'd, Whose every hair a soul doth bind. - Thomas
Carew.
- Violet will be a good color for hair at just about
the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
- Fran
Lebowitz.
- In Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice", Bassanio
describes the hair of Portia as "a
golden mesh to entrap the
hearts of men faster than
gnats in cobwebs."
- There
is only one cure for gray
hair. It was invented by
a Frenchman. It is called the
guillotine. - PG Wodehouse.
- Between
the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. - Samuel
Hoffenstein.
- The great ages of prose are the ages in which
men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they
allow their
beards to grow. - Robert Lynd.
- We're all born bald baby.
- Telly Savalas.
- Experience: A comb life gives you after you
lose your hair. - Judith Stern.
- Babies haven't any hair; Old men's
heads are just as bare; From the cradle to the grave; Lies
a haircut and a shave.
- Samuel Hoffenstein.
- It is foolish to pluck out one's hair
for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. -
Marcus Tullius Cicero.
- I'm not offended
by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb.
I also know I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton.
- When red headed
people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
- Mark Twain.
- Attired to please herself: no
gems of any kind; She wore, nor aught of borrowed gloss
in Nature's stead; And, then her
long, loose
hair flung round her head; Fell carelessly behind. - Publius
Terentius Afer.
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.-
Anon.
- There
is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men
can possibly imagine. - Logan Pearsall Smith.
- Only God, my
dear; Could love you for yourself alone; And not your yellow
hair. - WB Yeats.
- The hair is the richest ornament of women. -
Martin Luther.
- It seems no more than right that men should
seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner
or later, pulls
all their hair out. - George Dennison Prentice.
- You can't
part the skin of a sausage; Or a dad from his fond son and
heir; And you can't part the hair on a bald-headed
man; For there'll be no parting there. - Billy Bennett.
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